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it's "force friday" if you ask disney. and as you can see, star wars mega-fans iau tomorrow isn't just friday. it's force friday if you ask disney. and you can see star wars, mega fans in australia and japan are already enthusiastically taking part. disney is previewing the latest star wars film by opening stores stocked with collectibles at mid night across the world. some toys r us and walmart stores are taking part. the movie hits theaters in december. >> a never end series. it goes on and on. >> can i have an obie one can obie doll. >> i'll get you one. thanks. have a good night. good-bye. >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests, jason sudeikis, bel powley, musical guest, brad paisley, and featuring the legendary
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roots crew. >> questlove: 322, puerto vallarta. >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thank you very much, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] oh, you look fantastic. thank you very much, everyone. welcome. welcome to "the tonight show." thank you so much for being here. you're here. you made it. this is it. you're on the show. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. awesome. here's what people are talking about, you guys. this is giant sports news.
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today, a judge overturned tom brady's four game suspension and will let him play in next week's opening game. [ audience boos ] i know you all agree. it's a good idea. [ laughter ] that's right, he's gonna let him play. the judge said after careful consideration from the evidence from both parties, i rule in favor of my fantasy football team. there you go. that's it. [ laughter ] papa needs them points. get outta here. [ applause ] that's right, a judge here in new york overturned tom brady's four game suspension. brady was pretty psyched. but i thought it was a bit much when he dumped a bucket of gatorade on the judge's head. [ laughter ] i thought that was kind of cool. they were like, "oh, cool, tom brady. that's cool." [ applause ] that's right, no one's more excited about the judge's deflate gate ruling than tom brady. when reached for comment, here is what he had to say. "i'm happy with the court's ruling. i know they've made the correct decision." meanwhile, the courtroom sketch -- the courtroom sketch of tom brady had some thoughts of his own. >> steve: really? >> jimmy: here's what he had to say. "while i do not question this
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decision, i do question the great destiny that is humanity. because an infinity piece puzzle that may never be solved. [ laughter ] real life tom brady was asked for another comment, and he said, "i'm just happy the whole ordeal is over. i just wanna put it behind me and get back out on the field. meanwhile, courtroom sketch tom brady said, "so we can conclude that there is no conclusion. we're all souls floating in space for eternity. but, hey, at least i still got my wife, courtroom sketch gisele bundchen." [ laughter ] and you go. [ cheers and applause ] i didn't know that sketch existed. let's get to some political news, here. i saw that during a town hall in miami this week, jeb bush attacked donald trump in both english and spanish. [ light laughter ] and later that night, donald trump responded in both english and much, much louder english. [ laughter ] "that's the way i talk." [ laughter ] actually, trump came back at
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jeb bush for speaking spanish at all, and said that jeb bush should only speak english while in the united states. yeah. he should speak english the way trump does. >> bing, bing, bing. bong, bong, bong. ay yi yi. pfew, pfew. bing, bing. bong, bong, bing, bing. [ assorted noises ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i think most of that was in minion. [ laughter ] >> steve: really? >> jimmy: yeah. in minion. [ laughter ] get this. anthony weiner is denying donald trump's suggestion that his wife huma shared classified information with him while she worked for hillary clinton. and as we all know, nothing puts a rumor to rest like a a denial from anthony weiner. [ laughter ] "i didn't send those pics. oh, wait, those pics? yeah, i sent those." [ laughter ] you see this? a connecticut state senator who named one of his sons after mount mckinley went on a rant against president obama's decision to change the mountain's name this week. though, he's still not as upset
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as his other son, lake titicaca. [ laughter and applause ] terrible name for me. great lake. i saw that president obama has been instagramming during his alaska trip. he posted a picture of himself with a sign that has the year he was born. check this out. yeah. [ light laughter ] presidents, they're just as lame as us. [ laughter ] can we see that one again? look at this. [ light laughter ] sunglasses say, "cool," while the baggy jacket and the pose say, "nope. still a dorky dad." [ laughter ] 1961. ♪ of course, there's a lot of rumors right now that joe biden may be running for president. and he does seem to be giving more speeches recently. here he is in florida yesterday, talking about all the new energy being produced by the north american countries. most of them are north american countries. watch. >> north america is going to be, for the first half of the
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century at least, the epicenter of energy in the world. not the arabian peninsula. not venezuela. not nigeria. north america. mexico, the united states, and china. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: he said, "aw, heck, i was never good at geometry. so, i mean, give me a break." [ laughter ] check this out guys. i heard about a new trend where people make marijuana infused wine. [ cheers and applause ] though, it gets weird when people are like, "hey, what year is this? no, i mean like right now, what year is it?" [ laughter ] 2015. [ applause ] what year is it? that's right. that's right, people have started to make marijuana infused wine. they say it's the first wine
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that pairs well with every food. there you go, everybody. we have a great show. give it up for the roots, right there. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: wow. wow. that was amazing. that is blues guitarist joe bonamassa sitting in with the roots. [ cheers and applause ] oh, my goodness. wow. wow. ♪ that's unbelievable.
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i heard that you opened once for b.b. king right? what like, at 12 years old? >> yeah, i was 12 years old when i first opened for him. i knew him for 25 years of my life. and he definitely changed my life and a lot of other people's. >> jimmy: well, i mean, look at you know. gosh, you've had more number one blues albums than anyone. >> i'm very grateful for that. and look, i'm on "the tonight show." [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: please! come on, now. kicking back. his upcoming album "live at radio city music hall" is out october 2nd. thanks so much for being here, buddy. please, come on whenever you want. >> thank you, jimmy. thank you very much. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: come on whenever you want. amazing. oh, my gosh. guys, next week we have an unbelievable line-up of guests. i'm talking about justin timberlake will be here. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: what? >> jimmy: what does he do? >> steve: i don't know. [ laughter ] he's with the band, the boy band. >> jimmy: oh, yeah, yeah. [ light laughter ] ellen degeneres will be here. [ cheers and applause ] i'm talking about performances
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of carrie underwood, pharrell williams. [ cheers and applause ] all next week. set your dvrs, set your tvrs, set your tivo's, set your vivo's. >> steve: your stevia's. >> jimmy: your stevia's, exactly, yeah. whatever you have to do, set everything. get sure that -- get sure. >> steve: get sure. >> jimmy: that you're ready for the show. and just get out there and get sure. >> steve: just get nuts. >> jimmy: and just get nuts for once. [ light laughter ] sometimes, i just like to sit back and just get nuts. >> steve: really? >> jimmy: yeah. >> steve: what do you like to drink when you get nuts? >> jimmy: well i have a little quarter glass of buttermilk and i just vape for four hours. [ laughter ] on friday, i'm talking -- next friday, i'm talking to republican presidential candidate donald trump. [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: oh, come on. >> jimmy: he will be on the show, right there, next friday. it's going to be huge. [ laughter ] huge. huge. u-g-e. [ applause ] huge.
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you you you you you g-e. huge. [ light laughter ] then, don't forget. tomorrow night, our buddy, steve harvey is gonna be here. [ cheers and applause ] gosh, he's funny. funny guy. >> steve: hardest working man. >> jimmy: we're gonna do a a "tonight show" edition of "family feud." it's gonna be great. plus, alison brie, florida georgia line and thank you notes. [ cheers and applause ] that's tomorrow night. we have fun here at "the tonight show." first, he's a buddy of ours. gosh, how long have we known jason? forever. >> steve: years and years. >> jimmy: years and years. he has a new movie called "sleeping with other people." i just met his baby backstage. >> steve: otis? >> jimmy: otis is -- >> steve: cute as the day is long. >> jimmy: that's a cute baby. oh, my gosh. jason sudeikis is here everybody. >> steve: yeah! oh, my gosh. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: cute baby. >> steve: good stuff. >> jimmy: really nice, yeah. later in the show, jason and i are playing a fun game of drinko. [ cheers ] >> steve: you love that game. >> jimmy: yeah, i really do. [ laughter ] plus, she stars in the new film, "the diary of a teenage girl." it is unbelievable, her performance. i mean talented. when it comes to award season,
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you're just gonna see this girl all -- she's just fantastic. bel powley is stopping by. >> steve: yeah. [ cheers and applause ] bel powley. and this guy knows how to do it up. oh, i love him so much. we have a performance from country music superstar, brad paisley! [ cheers and applause ] >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: "moonshine in the trunk." that's my jam. guys, it's time for "tonight show hashtags." here we go. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ hashtags hashtags ♪ >> jimmy: here we go. you guys, we use twitter on our show every single week. so, if you watch our show and you wanna play along, we do this thing every wednesday where i will send out a a hashtag. and then we ask you to tweet out things based on that topic. are you on twitter? [ cheers and applause ] four or five people? that's great. it doesn't matter. [ laughter ] so, we did this hashtag. since college students and other students are headed back to school, but college kids are
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meeting their roommates. i went on twitter and started a a hashtag called #myroommateisweird. [ laughter ] i asked you guys to tweet out a a funny, weird or embarrassing story about a roommate. well, we got thousands of tweets. within 30 minutes, it was a a trending topic in the u.s. so, thank you for the tweets. [ cheers and applause ] now i thought i'd share some of my favorite #myroommateisweird tweets from you guys. here we go. this first one's from @kurtwessel. he says, "roommate used to clean our entire dorm room whenever he blacked out. best part, next morning, he would thank me for doing it." [ laughter ] "you owe me big time, bro." [ applause ] >> steve: you're the best. >> jimmy: this one's from @tacizollinger. she says, "once, my roommate asked me to brush her teeth for her to see what it felt like when someone else did it." [ laughter ] ew! [ laughter ] so gross. >> steve: time to move. >> jimmy: yeah. i love that. this one's from @georgipres. she says, "after binge watching
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all of the seasons of 'bones,' my roommate said, 'i could commit the perfect murder.'" [ laughter ] anyway, good night. [ laughter ] >> steve: i'm watching you. ♪ >> jimmy: i'm gonna stay up for another couple minutes. something's good on tv that i really wanna see. an unaired episode of "bones." [ laughter ] from the vault. this one's from @nikbutler. he says, "while my roommate was passed out in our apartment, a a cop showed up at 3:00 a.m. and gave me a library card and said, 'your roommate paid for a a taxi with this.'" [ laughter ] i'm gonna give this back to him. have a good night, guys. >> steve: good night. is that him? >> jimmy: this one's from @katebowers. she says, "every morning, i would wake up and find a a polaroid picture on my chest of me sleeping." [ audience oohs ] that's a little creepy.
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>> steve: that's not creepy at all. >> jimmy: then it's thoughtful. it's thoughtful. >> steve: it's thoughtful. all she's doing is thinking of her. >> jimmy: yeah. this one's from @gzinc. he says, "my roommate giggles in her sleep, then mutters, 'that's not funny.'" [ laughter ] in your dreams, you're not funny? no, i'm not funny in my dreams. that's not funny. comedy writer. this one's from @scottburden. he says, "walked in my college buddy late one night nairing his chest by candle light with soft jazz on the radio." [ laughter ] what? "you came home early, bro." [ light laughter ] this last one is from @thisisspenc1. he says, "i came to the house to see my roommate rolling the carpet up saying 'we won't be getting our deposit back.'" there you go. [ laughter ] why? those are our "tonight show hashtags." [ cheers and applause ] to check out more of our favorites, go to tonightshow.com/hashtags. we'll be right back with jason sudeikis, everybody.
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] jimmy: our first guest is a a funny and talented man who stars alongside alison brie in a new movie called "sleeping with other people," which is in theaters september 11th. please welcome jason sudeikis, ladies and gentlemen. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah, he goes home. >> he goes home? >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. >> higgins leaves during the segment? >> jimmy: higgins leaves, yeah, yeah. >> what a sweet gig. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. [ light laughter ] >> oh man. >> jimmy: it's not like he knows you or anything. >> no, not at all. he's seen me before. he's what i am.
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he's knows. what's up roots? >> jimmy: that's not how you pronounce roots. >> it is in kansas. >> jimmy: that is not true. >> the roots. >> jimmy: the roots. i saw a really -- >> hey white dude. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, no, no. that's not a new member. that's not a new member. joe's sitting in. he's sitting with the roots tonight. special thing. >> but still. respect. >> jimmy: yeah, so -- [ laughter ] respect? what does that mean? respect, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] get in there. >> 'cause i was gonna say something. >> jimmy: no, no, no. you don't have say anything. >> but it's good now. it's cool. >> jimmy: we're cool. everyone's cool now. i have to say your baby is unbelievably adorable. and man oh man -- >> don't let him hear it. don't let him hear it. >> jimmy: well how old is he? one? >> i have no -- i don't know. i don't dabble. [ laughter ] that's not -- >> jimmy: that's none of my business. >> he doesn't have i.d. i don't know. [ laughter ] he's old enough. i don't know. no, he's coming on 17 months. so he's 16 months. yeah. so he's 16 months. >> jimmy: oh my god. >> yeah. >> jimmy: this kid is so cute. he's got long blond hair. >> i know. where that come from i don't know. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i got to have a conversation
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with olivia about that. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. you really do, yeah. >> how does he bring that off? i've never once asked her about it. never been like -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that one time you went on vacation with fabio? that was a -- >> yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that was the first blond haired guy i could think of. i don't know why. >> why? >> jimmy: there's other people with blond hair. >> good for him. >> jimmy: yeah, exactly. >> good for him. >> jimmy: this kid is so cute running around. what is he into? what is he doing? are you just melting? >> he's doing what you saw him. he's running around getting into trouble. i mean, isn't that our job. i mean, you know. you've got two little ones. >> jimmy: he's running around the hall like he knows everybody. >> like he knows everybody. and like danger. he's looking for danger at all -- we're just trying to keep him alive. that's our goal. >> jimmy: he's so cute. [ laughter ] >> that's all our we're, you know, commissioned to do. >> jimmy: but as you've gotten -- i know you're a big basketball player. are you getting in slowly into sports? >> yeah, i'm trying not to do like the, you know -- the thing where i'm pushing it too much. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. >> but what was nice, and as i'm sure you know and anybo that's had kids is you get to watch evolution actually happen in front of your very eyes.
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because he was crawling forever and he got really quick at it. and then he had like little friends in the neighborhood that were all walking. all the same height as him and just buzzing around, i was kind of like, oh boy, otis. let's go buddy. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. >> everybody's walking, i'm thinking is this my fault? am i not walking enough in front of him? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you got to stop drinking man. >> it's the drinking, it's the segway. [ laughter ] something's buzzing around. >> jimmy: you just don't walk in front of him. you take a segway everywhere. yeah. >> and so, but then he realized, oh, in order to get this little tiny basketball from one side of the room to the other, i need to use both hands. and the only way to use both hands is not crawl and therefore walk. and so literally his first steps, which were back in may, were because he had a a basketball in his hand. and so then we, i hurried up and i, you know, got him a a little basketball hoop. and put it in his little room and that is, that's what got him walking. so i actually have -- i sent the video. >> jimmy: he loves to dunk? >> he loves dunking. he loves dunking basketballs. yeah. >> jimmy: so cute. >> i sent a video, i think y'all have it, of him doing pretty much within his first, you know, five times walking,
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it's him dunking and then the way he reacts to the dunking i think speaks for itself. you should -- yeah. >> jimmy: all right, here it is. let's check out otis, dunking. check out his first dunk. [ audience aws ] >> yeah! >> yay! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: no, you don't like it? >> i look -- >> jimmy: you're against it. >> i loved him going strong to the hoop. you know? >> jimmy: okay, i'll give you -- give him that. >> the show boating has gotta stop. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: really? you don't think people enjoy that? >> hanging on the rim's a a technical. [ laughter ] gloating like that. >> jimmy: yeah. >> look, they'll love it at madison square garden. they'll love it at barclays. they'll love at home. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. >> you take that junk to atlanta. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: they don't appreciate that. >> golden state. i mean they're gonna be -- >> jimmy: even with that cute little face. >> twitters gonna crush him. they're gonna kill him. [ laughter ] hashtag, calm down, kid. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, congrad -- >> it's worth the same amount of points as a lay-up hotdog.
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>> jimmy: oh my god. that's a long hashtag. >> that's a long hashtag. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: one of the longest, yeah. >> that's true. yeah, you know, what do you do? >> jimmy: you didn't have to put the word hotdog on the end of it either too. [ laughter ] >> yeah, i could just do an emoji. they have a hotdog emoji. >> jimmy: you could just do an emoji of a hotdog. absolutely. >> now i got to deal with that. not i got a little hotdog, a a little show pony. >> jimmy: it's the best thing ever. >> it's amazing. >> jimmy: congratulations. >> thank you. >> jimmy: and everything's going well. and you have another movie out. congratulations. let's talk about this. >> that's not bad. >> jimmy: "sleeping with other people." >> jimmy: alison brie. >> yeah. good chemistry. very kind of complicated tricky movie. >> little bit. yeah. >> jimmy: but you guys knew each other. you guys dated. >> well we, yeah. we ho losing our virginity to eac other in college and then run into each other 12 years la and both have acquired a great deal of emotional baggage that has her hooked on a guy you know, she shouldn't be w and me hooked on a girls, none of which i should have been with and more importantly they shouldn't have been with me. and we sort of find each other
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and realize if we want this interpersonal relationship to work then sleeping with each other is off the table. and we become best friends and sort of help each other fall in love with ourselves. >> jimmy: here is jason sudeikis and alison brie in "sleeping with other people." take a look. >> we gotta just be friends. >> yes, that is the mature responsible thing to do for each other and ourselves. yes, i agree. but we have got to come up with a system. if we're going to be friends, you know, i want it to be good friends. >> okay. fair. >> but we gotta have a system here. >> so maybe we come up with a a safe word for if we're having sexual tension and then we'll stop whatever is creating the sense of -- >> so if you're doing something sexy? or i'm doing something sexy? okay, but it's mutual? so it is mutual? >> if were feeling attracted we say the word. >> you're saying it's mutual? >> it could be mutual. >> that's a yes. >> i may or may not need to use the word. >> that's a yes. >> we'll have to see in the future what happens. >> okay. well, all right. a safe word. >> well say, yeah. it's anything. >> let's go. come up with one. what do you got? i'll do anything. what you pick is, and yeah. >> it's avocado. can't do that. >> no. immedi >> i mean i it's too sexual. >> avocado is too sex >> oh yeah, yeah, yeah.
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i mean you got to eat an avocado and y like, that's, you know, do that to me. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> in my head now -- >> jimmy: yeah. >> 'cause one of the -- one of otis's favorite words. avocado and his food. weird push and pull here. i apologize. >> jimmy: yeah, it's a mental right now, it's a mental fight going on here. >> yeah, i'm like -- >> jimmy: oh, i can help you with this. >> okay. >> jimmy: i have a game coming up. >> yeah. >> jimmy: that if you would like to play with me, it's very interesting. >> yes. >> jimmy: it is -- would you? >> the answer is yes. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. i don't even wanna say. it involves drinking. >> great. >> jimmy: and the game plinko. >> from "price is right?" >> jimmy: oh, absolutely. >> the price is going to be a a lot righter. >> jimmy: oh here we go. jason and i are playing drinko when we come back. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] who says families have to share data? these guys, that's who but at t-mobile you can get four lines with up to 10 gigs of 4g lte data, each no sharing and just $30 bucks a line
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hi, welcome back, everybody. i am here with my pal, jason sudeikis right there. [ cheers and applause ] and we're about to play a fun new game called drinko. drinko -- do you wanna explain how the game works? >> jason: i don't know. >> steve: yes, yes, mr. sudeikis, mr. fallon. welcome to drinko. in this game the two of you will take turns climbing my stairs and dropping two of your colored discs into the drinko board. the discs will then plink down and land in these plastic cups containing some of my favorite beverages such as capri sun,
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wine spritzer and pea soup. [ laughter ] peas! your opponent must drink a a cocktail of the two chosen drinks. you'll each go one time, then for the third turn, you'll both mount me at once and drop your discs -- >> jimmy: okay, drinko, good to see you. [ laughter ] thank you very much for that. appreciate it. anyways, you get the idea. right everybody? all right, let's start the game. jason as our guest, mwhy don't you up and drop your first drinko chip down there. we'll see what you get. >> jason: you got it. >> jimmy: the first combination. >> jason: here we go. >> steve: get up the stairs. [ cheers and applause ] drop your first disc, jason. >> jason: all right, i'm gonna give it a 50/50 chance. and just see -- here we go. oh, wait. ready? >> jimmy: yeah. come on. [ laughter ] >> steve: great job. [ applause ] you're number one in my book. >> jimmy: drinko. >> jason: come on, drinko. >> steve: try it again. >> jason: all right, here we go. ready? here we go. here we go! >> steve: oh! >> jimmy: all right, that's good! i like it. [ applause ] >> jason: what was it? >> jimmy: okay, that's the first one. >> steve: capri sun.
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>> jimmy: capri sun. >> jason: that's not bad! >> jimmy: that's not bad. i'm talkin' about -- now i want you to go with -- tequila, maybe. >> jason: where is tequila? >> jimmy: try and aim for this guy. >> jason: oh, that's easy. >> jimmy: right? [ light laughter ] >> jason: step on the -- here we go. oh. >> jimmy: no, no, no. yes, yes, yes. [ audience ohs ] >> steve: bubble tea! mix it up. [ laughter ] capri sun and bubble tea. >> jimmy: that's right. thank you, drinko. >> steve: grab my cup. >> jimmy: thank you. all right, here we go. >> jason: what was that other one? >> bubble tea. >> jimmy: that was -- this is bubble tea. >> jason: capri sun and bubble tea! that's like a real thing. oh, that's gross. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: you see that looks gross. >> jason: bubble tea. >> jimmy: this is capri sun. [ audience groans ] ♪ >> steve: oh! [ cheers and applause ] ay carumba. >> jason: if you puke we put it back in. >> jimmy: okay. >> jason: if you puke we put it
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right back in. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no we don't! >> jason: no! >> jimmy: no, no, no. drink or -- >> steve: all right, james, it's your turn. ascend the staircase and drop two. ♪ >> jason: yep, here we go. >> steve: oh, ah, ee, oh, oh, ah. >> jason: do you want me -- >> steve: oh, ah -- watch your hands. >> jimmy: okay. here we go. ready, buddy? >> jason: i'm ready. >> jimmy: here you go. [ babbling ] oh! [ audience ohs ] >> jimmy: that's the -- >> jason: that's not even possible. >> steve: something is wrong with me. >> jimmy: what is going on? >> jason: that's not even possible! how is that happening? [ laughter ] >> jason: is it magic? >> jimmy: a magnetic board? >> jason: can i fonz it? >> steve: smack me. >> jimmy: no, no, no. you want to fonz it? >> jason: can't i? >> jimmy: yeah, you can fonz it. >> jason: drinko, i'm sorry. >> steve: yeah, fonz it. go ahead. ♪ [ applause ] >> jimmy: wine spritzer. all right. wine spritzer. >> jason: wine spritzer. >> steve: all right, number two drink. >> jimmy: all right here we go. ready? wine spritzer and -- [ babbling ] [ audience ohs ] >> steve: bubble tea again! >> jimmy: what was it?
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>> today is a day for bubble tea. >> jason: bubble tea. >> steve: a wine spritzer and bubble tea. >> jimmy: all right, this is hardest one, dude. that's the hardest -- >> jason: i hate bubble tea! >> jimmy: it's the chunks that get you. >> steve: don ho called. >> jason: it's the chunks that get you. ♪ >> jimmy: the bubble tea chunks are really good. >> steve: have some bubble tea. >> jimmy: yeah, it's pretty -- oh, yeah. >> steve: there we are. ♪ >> jason: and then there's one little -- >> jimmy: no, that's all right. that's fine. >> jason: you all right? >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. we don't need that one. >> jason: all right. >> steve: that's enough bubble tea. >> jason: and then a wine spritzer. >> jimmy: that's wine spritzer there. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: oh! >> jimmy: just don't. >> jason: why? >> jimmy: i don't -- >> jason: why's bubble tea a a thing? [ laughter ] >> steve: all right, gents. >> jason: is that for astronauts? is that an astronaut thing? >> jimmy: no, it wasn't an astronaut thing.
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guys, all right, so, here's the deal. we're down to our last one. right, drinko? >> steve: yes. >> jimmy: drinko? >> steve: what? [ laughter ] i tell you what you should -- don't -- oh, hello. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: drinko! >> steve: now both of you should mount me. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: say it again? >> steve: both of you should climb my stairs and make the final cocktail. whoever's disc lands first, does not have to drink. whoever's disc lands second must drink the cocktails. jason and jimmy come up the -- >> jason: okay. all right. [ babbling ] >> jimmy: okay. >> steve: falla-walla-bing-bang. [ light laughter ] >> jason: all i want -- >> steve: on the count of three. are you two prepared? >> jimmy: yeah, jager -- >> jason: where do we start? from here? >> jimmy: yeah. >> jason: up here? >> drop on the top line. >> jimmy: one, two -- good luck, buddy. >> jason: yep. >> jimmy: three. go. >> jason: oh, look at this. look at this. >> jimmy: oh no! [ applause ] ♪
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>> jason: what to we got? a brewski. >> jimmy: a beer and pickle juice? >> steve: beer and peppermint schnapps. >> jason: ooh! >> jimmy: wait what is it? peppermint schnapps? >> steve: it's a trip through germany. >> jimmy: peppermint schnapps and beer. >> jason: that's like a -- >> jimmy: i think i've done this before. [ laughter ] that last bar we had -- a a german restaurant we had this. >> jason: here i'll do -- >> jimmy: you're gonna do one, too? >> jason: yeah, i'm gonna do tequila and a pickle juice chaser. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you're the best, buddy. ♪ that's the winner right there. "sleeping with other people" is in theaters next friday. bel powley joins us after the break. stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ time upon a once, people approached problems the way same. always start at the starting. and questions the same asking. but that only resulted in improvements small. so we've got some ideas new. garbage can create energy.
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest is a a talented, talented actress who stars opposite kristen wiig in the new movie, "the diary of a teenage girl," which is in select theaters right now. ladies and gentlemen, please welcome bel powley, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. welcome, welcome, welcome, bel. >> hi. >> jimmy: thank you so much for
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coming on the show. >> thanks for having me. this is my first ever talk show. >> jimmy: ever? >> yeah, i'm really excited. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey! we're so happy. they're the best audience. we love you. it will be so easy. i wanted -- i just realized after i saw the movie, which by the way, you're just unbelievable in this movie. you just blew me away. what a great performance. the whole movie's really fun. but i didn't realize that you were british. >> british. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: yes. >> that was an amazing attempt, by the way. >> jimmy: you're english? >> yes. >> jimmy: you're uk-ish? >> yeah. uk-ish. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, ish. yeah. you bend it like beckham does, yeah? [ laughter ] is that right? >> yes. >> jimmy: you take the tube, yeah, no? >> yes, yes. >> jimmy: yeah, that's right. [ laughter ] you take the tube. no, but i didn't know this until you did a great accent in the film. >> thank you. >> jimmy: is it hard to do an american accent? 'cause cleary it's easy to do a a british one. [ laughter ] >> yeah. it's yeah -- i think it's probably easier for brits 'cause we grow up watching so much american tv. >> jimmy: yeah. >> there were a few words that i found really difficult to
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say. >> jimmy: what word do you not like to say? >> unfortunately, i couldn't pronounce the place that the movie is set? >> jimmy: san francisco? >> yes. so as an english -- >> jimmy: that's a problem. >> yeah. >> jimmy: the whole movie's set there! >> yes. so as an english person we over pronounce stuff so the way i pronounced stuff was san-fran-cisco but americans say san francisco. which is like way more relaxed. [ applause ] >> jimmy: san francisco. >> yeah. we as i'm like -- >> jimmy: and you go -- >> san-fran-cisco. is like, the way i say it. >> jimmy: you sound like you're in the outback. [ light laughter ] san-fran-cisco. [ laughter ] >> i got it eventually. >> jimmy: you got it eventually. >> yes. on one take you ended up saying it. what word do you love saying? >> my favorite american word to say is aluminum. [ laughter ] because -- >> jimmy: how cute is this person? oh my god. you're so cute. aluminum. >> in england we say aluminum. >> jimmy: yes! i love aluminum. >> aluminum's lame. >> jimmy: no! >> aluminum is cool. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, absolutely wrong. aluminum is so rad. >> lets swap.
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you say aluminum, i'll say -- >> jimmy: let's swap. "freaky friday" "freaky friday." [ laughter ] not a song. either way, i loved your performance. i freaked out. who was that? is it alexander skarsgard? you had no idea until you -- i didn't know it was him in the movie. >> he's so good. >> jimmy: i go, "who's this dude? he's fantastic." everybody's great. and kristen wiig? >> amazing. >> and then -- who directed this? >> marielle heller. >> marielle heller. i mean, she's just -- >> unbelievable. >> jimmy: absolutely unbelievable. it's set in 1970? >> 1976. >> jimmy: 1976. close. i did see the movie. [ laughter ] i really did. it's 1976, san francisco. it's shot so beautifully. it's a tricky movie to wrap your brain around. and i go -- i watched it with my wife and we just were like, "who is this girl?" i've never seen you before. should i have seen you before? >> um, no. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what was your first gig? do you remember? >> my first gig was a british children's television show called "m.i. high." [ laughter ]
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[ cheers and applause ] no, okay. let me just say -- >> jimmy: no. that's wrong? >> american people always think i'm saying "am i high?" >> jimmy: you did just say that. >> and that would -- no i didn't! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: am i high? >> m.i. high. >> jimmy: am i a high? [ light laughter ] >> are you high? >> jimmy: am i high? >> "m.i. high, as in m.i. 5, m.i. 6. it's like a spy -- >> jimmy: like "mission impossible" high? >> yes, but for kids. but not high. >> jimmy: oh my god. m.i. high" is the best name i heard in my lifetime! [ laughter ] >> "am i high" would have been way more fun. >> jimmy: oh my goodness. no, i didn't see "m.i. high." no, i missed that one, yeah. >> and that's fine. yeah. >> jimmy but, yeah. i don't know what to tell you, but get ready for award season. 'cause i think you're gonna be on every single red carpet and showing. 'cause you are just phenomenal in this movie. when you see this you're gonna freak out. we have a clip. here's bel powley in "the diary of a teen aged girl." take a look at this. >> it feels so good to imagine
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that he might be thinking about me. not that i love him or anything. i'm not stupid. >> you 'bout ready to study? >> no, i don't think i want to go. i'm already in my skivvies. >> it's two for one tuesdays. >> we're gonna watch "little house on the prairie." >> yeah. >> no, no, no. come on! you promised. >> i know, i'm sorry, baby. >> just for a couple of drinks. >> no. >> i need to get out. >> i will make it up to you i promise. i'm sorry. >> oh, come on. >> just take minnie. yeah. >> no. >> minnie will go. won't you, min? >> she doesn't wanna go. >> yeah i do. where? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it's so -- a a pleasure. it's an honor to meet you. >> thank you so much. >> jimmy: oh my gosh. bel powley, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] "the diary of a teenage girl" is in select theaters now. brad paisley performs for us after the break. stick around. [ cheers and applause ]
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>> jimmy: our next guest always brings it to the party. he's fantastic. he's a grammy award winning musician. his most recent album, "moonshine in the trunk", is his eighth number one country album. [ cheers and applause ] yes! performing his new single "country nation," give it up for brad paisley! ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ we work in the factories and the fields assembly lines the coal mines and the steel mills ♪ ♪ that's what we do but there's so much more than that if you wanna know ♪ ♪ who we are
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it's on the logos of our caps we're mountaineers ♪ ♪ we're volunteers we're the tide that rolls we're seminoles we're a herd ♪ ♪ of longhorn steer we drive ford and chevrolet cheer 24 and 88 we crank up our ♪ ♪ music friday nights on two thousand country stations yeah we're one big ♪ ♪ country nation that's right ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ we might fix your water pump or your ac ♪ ♪ bring your apple pie and fill your glass of tea we'll take that fedex package to your door ♪ ♪ but underneath that
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apron or that uniform we're wildcats we're wolverines ♪ ♪ we're tigers buckeyes bruins bulldogs hogs and hurricanes we pray before we race ♪ ♪ cheer 14 and 48 and we drink ice-cold beer on friday nights yeah we're one big ♪ ♪ country nation that's right we're all across the map down city streets ♪ ♪ and old dirt roads we're the fabric of this nation and we're a nation ♪ ♪ all our own ♪ ♪ ♪
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♪ we're mountaineers we're volunteers blue devils heels ♪ ♪ and rebels fighting irish and cavaliers we soup up our chevrolets cheer 24 and 88 ♪ ♪ we crank on the air on friday night yeah we're one big country nation ♪ ♪ no we're one big country nation that's right ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh. ha, ha, ha. a little bit of fun at the end. i love it right there. brad paisley. "country nation" college tour starts this weekend at virginia tech. we'll be right back, everybody! ♪ [ cheers and applause ]
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my thanks to jason sudeikis, bel powley, brad paisley. joe bonamassa, right there. and the roots from philadelphia, pennsylvania, ladies and gentlemen. very nice. stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." thank you for watching. have a great night. i hope to see you tomorrow. bye-bye, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight, matthew broderick. from the wwe, pro wrestler and actor john cena. the cast of "impractical jokers." featuring the 8g band with jimmy chamberlin. ladies and gentlemen, seth meyers. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: good evening, i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." how's everybody doing tonight? [ cheers and applause ] good to hear. let's get to the news. the latest cover of "time" magazine features donald trump with the phrase "deal with it." i can only assume by the look on trump's face that the "it" is a kidney stone. [ laughter ]

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